Well That was Terrible.

Yesterdays post was weak, Damn you Turkey hangover. So today I'm going to step back and take a few deep breaths. Of coarse in life you have to be willing to be terrible if you ever expect to be good.



For the youngsters in the crowd that was good for the gong show. Maybe things really did suck when I was a boy. Anyway I was thinking about the body paint, Mmmm body paint, and I decided that you could use simple syrup instead of corn syrup in the recipe. The advantage to this is that you can make simple syrup yourself, it is super cheap, and you can put it in daiquiris and lemonade.

You will need water and sugar. That's why they call it simple, Duh!

1. You need twice as much sugar as water.
2. Boil the water.
3. Add the sugar.
4. Stir until all of the sugar dissolves.
5. When it looks like it has all dissolved stir some more because if it hasn't all dissolved it will crystalize.
6. Take it off the heat. A table spoon of vodka per 3 cups of syrup will slow the crystallization process.
7. Use raw sugar if you want a more intense sweetness.
8. Daiquiris all around!

I tried to fix yesterdays post, than I thought of deleting it to hide the evidence, but in the end I figured what the hell, I went to the effort of creating it, I might as well own up to it. Besides the whole body paint think can be fun. I have to use a paint roller but...