Everybody wants you to take sides. You're a liberal. You're a Conservative. Socialist! Fascist! Communist! Anarchist! What... everrrrrr! Don't you just get tired of it. The God thing is the same way. Christen! Jew! Muslim! Atheist! What... everrrr! I know, I know, being an Agnostic is wishy washy middle of the road stuff. Yeah, yeah, the only thing in the middle of the road is yellow lines and dead animals. Oh well, I'll take my chances.
Now if we picked our religion by who has the best tunes... well that's a different story. Sorry Hindus, Oh well Buddhists, later Church of Bob, and have you ever been to a jamming atheist party? It's nothing but German death metal and rolling in broken glass. You up for that? I didn't think so.
Now that's what I'm talking about. Christianity has got the tunes. Oh yeah! I am definitely sanctified today!
As for breakfast there will be no cooking for this guy. I'm shooting down the road to Al's Diner. By the time I sit down Kelly will have a coffee and a glass of ice water in front to me. I'll pretend to read the menu so as not to seem too eager, but I'm having the #2 black board special. Over easy eggs, salami, capicola, provolone, on a Piro's Italian stick. I add the black pepper and the sriracha sauce. It's a party in my mouth. It's as good as sex and it lasts longer. Sorry ladies.
Plus, plus coffee, plus the Sunday paper, plus a grilled blueberry muffin, plus home-fries, plus more coffee, plus, plus,plus, I'm caffeinated now. Oh baby! it's a spiritual moment. Sorry Atheists.
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