I was just thinking...

1. Show of hands, Trump? Palin? really? Still?
2. Obama; extraordinary rendition, Guantanamo, targeted assassination of a unindicted United States citizen, but no convictions for the financial crash, wire taps, no jobs program, TAS, foreclosures are back, as are the tax cuts, liberal? or Richard Nixon's illegitimate kid?
3. After all these years of paying they are trying to tell me that social security and medicare have to be dumbed down to save the country, why aren't we passing out pitchforks and torches?
4. Gasoline isn't a problem but god help me if coffee keeps going up.
5. Of coarse greedy boomers, styling on their social security checks, can afford it.
6. If you forclose on a home shouldn't you have to prove you financed it?
7. Sick of the Republicans, ashamed of the Democrats, show of hands.
8. If NATO is at war with Libya and we are part of NATO are we at war with Libya?
9. If you look like a potato is it  a deal breaker with the ladies?
10. Don't sweat the small stuff and it's all small stuff, unless you work in an office. Then go for the jugular.
11. Is there anything worse for you that tastes better than a hot dog?

Mexican style, my favorite!

Made from chicken lips, pig hoofs and cow genitals the hot dog is close to the perfect party food. You can do almost anything to it and it will still be as unhealthy as when you took it out of the package. They list filler, Mmm filler! as an ingredient right on the package. What the hell is "filler"? The chicken ones are $1.20 a package, or 15 cents apiece. The same size candy bar costs a buck, has twice the nutritional value, and is not made of things that poor chinese people would throw away.

For Mexican style hot dogs spend the big dough. Start with the big Pearl (brand alert) dogs at the deli counter. Natural casing of coarse. Nothing says good eats like a little crisped up intestine. Mmmm intestine!

1. Turn the oven up to 350 degrees. This way you can make a lot of dogs and the stove top won't be destroyed.
2. Wrap each dog in a piece of bacon. Mmm bacon! Load them on a sheet pan and bake until the bacon, Mmm bacon! starts to tighten around the dog.
3. Meanwhile refry some beans. Melt a big scoop of lard, Mmmm lard! in a cast iron skillet. Throw in some cooked beans, salt, and cumin. Mix everything around the pan with a wooden spoon breaking up the beans as you go.
4. Remove the beans and keep warm.
5. Add butter to the skillet. Mmm butter! Now start frying some onions.
6. The perfect delivery device is a undersized sub roll. Hod dog buns are not strong enough.
7. Dice up a tomato,+some halapenos
8. Build.
9. Add beans to the bun, top with the bacon, Mmm bacon! dog, caramelized onions, tomato, halapeno, then mustard, catsup, and mayo.
10. Eat, Defibrillate, repeat.

Now if only I can get Trump and Palin to eat one...