Big Finish!

I know it's late. You've been waiting for the big finish. Well here comes a climax that will blow you away.

                                                                (Neutrality)


Now don't try that at home. The love of your life would probably find that to be too much. Bigger isn't always better.

1. Grab the cream we bought yesterday. Put a cup in the pan with a teaspoon of instant coffee. Boil. 
2. Chop up an 8 once bar of bittersweet bakers chocolate. Chocolate chips will work, but you are a soulless philistine if you use them.
3. Put the chocolate in a bowl that will conduct heat. Glass or metal is best.
4. Pour the cream over top and let it perk. Then stir until smooth.
5. Place an array of fruit, pound cake squares, small cookies, whatever, artfully on a plate.
6. If you have a heating pad set it up in the middle of the bed. It will keep your chocolate from firming up. Hope you used the old sheets.
7. Lure your true love into the bedroom. A small trail of presents works best.
8. Use your imagination. If you don't end up throwing away the sheets you just missed a golden opportunity.

Big finish!